i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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