I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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