I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
