Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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