Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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