can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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