I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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