so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
