u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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