chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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