Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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