I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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