dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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