i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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