Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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