Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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