Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
