she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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