So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
