found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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