you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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