are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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