But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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