Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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