So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
being pregnant is like rehab
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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