omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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