i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Farmville is her only friend.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
