Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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