I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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