Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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