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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.

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• (805): View more from California

  Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober

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