I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD