if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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