Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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