Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I love you. Go after that dick
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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