I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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