I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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