the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
4 words: hood of his car
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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