I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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