ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
