wat bout pragnant strippers??
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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he had hair everywhere except his balls
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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