I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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