I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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