So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
pop tarts are not kleenex
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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