I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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