Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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