Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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