so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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