walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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