His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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