His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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