I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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