I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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