idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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