it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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