And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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